hair boner

when a hair on the back of your head sticks up

a guy with a chunk of hair sticking up on the back of his head which is called the hair boner

by brittane terry February 2, 2009

Boner Wiggle

Posture used when a person is gloating. The person has their body errect and moving side to side bragging about things that their friends do not have.

Danny bragged to his single friends, saying "I have a girlfriend," while closing his eyes and doing his boner wiggle.

by Jenn Hoffmaster July 26, 2007

walking boner

A very hot bitch, which in most cases causes a hard on.

That chick Dakota has a rocking body, she's a walking boner.

by Canonball_DGeorge March 15, 2007

passion boner

When a man gets a boner by just kissing the one he loves.

My wife kissed me passionately on the lips for almost ten seconds. When she finally pulled away I had a passion boner.

by jaxpavan August 10, 2012

arm boner

when a girl attempts to punch or simply touch a guys arm and he instinctively flexes

i called her a whore, and when she punched me, i got an arm boner

by thehappyclub August 15, 2009

Later Boners

Lat·er Bon·ers (noun) Any multiplayer game (such as Little Big Planet or Super Mario Bros. Wii) wherein one player can sprint ahead and cause the death of his "teammates".

So named because of the tendency of people to yell "Later boners!" to their friends as they leave them behind.

"I was playing Later Boners with my friends the other night and they kept killing me off because I was too slow to keep up. I hate being the boner."

by Real Namerson April 30, 2012

Spicy Boner

Erect penis of ethnic origin. Origins usually consists of counties whose indigenous foods are known to be of a 'spicy' nature.

Changs' spicy boner number 4 sauced all over her face, absolutely glazing the bitch.

by Don't Give Me AIDS September 11, 2010