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BLASTED

Be the LAST time you smoke ,

drink, or do drugs.
Some tweaker " BLASTED me" big time
by Holythunder October 15, 2017
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jet blast in the ass

When you shove your anus inside the jacuzi jet and you start to slowly fill up with water and your blood fills with the chemicals and bloat and cum into death.
I like to jet blast in the ass its my favorite passtime.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020
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Fan Blasted

The sexual act in which fecal matter is thrown through a fan and covers on sexual partner. this shit covered partner then rolls on the other partner until they are both covered.
WHO'S KEEN TO GET FAN BLASTED??
by mighty-coon April 7, 2011
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Blasting track

meaning a train is being driven very quickly.
Person 1: Holy shit! I'm blasting track right now!

Person 2: what?

Person 1: I'm driving the DM3, not DE3 as its mechanical not electric meaning manual transmission for it's gigantic surprisingly fuel efficient diesel motor, down a 1.7% grade in the rain at 70 Mph!

Person 2: wait what the fuck are you talking about?

Person 1: Okay, well yes. The DM3 is fictional, it *is* HEAVILY inspired by the british rail class 03 which is ICONIC. And yes, I know. Using a shunter for hauling is always a bit unorth-

Person 2: You have autism.
by snailsbsnucking June 16, 2025
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blast deaths

Blast beat drum techniques of an overwhelming intensity.
"Blast Deaths dude."
by Franklin Stanford May 3, 2008
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Gasp and Blast

1. The act of masturbating while simultaneously being choked and undergoing a colonic irrigation. A high-stakes combination of pleasure, breathlessness, and intense bodily release. Not for the faint of heart, the hydrated, or the vanilla.
• “He said he wanted something wild, so we went full gasp and blast. Never looking at that enema kit the same way again.”
• “Choked, stroked, and hosed — it was a true gasp and blast session.”
by Huggiedabear13 June 11, 2025
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Baja blasted

When u get a Baja blast from Taco Bell and absolutely nail some idiot in the face and it explodes
Lmaooo that mf jus got Baja blasted, his ass mad asl
by Buiks March 31, 2021
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