Break n' Bake

The act in which most employees take part in on their breaks at their respected place of work.

Pretty self explanatory but for all you noobs, it's when employees smoke weed on their breaks.
Daniel: "Hey it's almost our lunch break... you down to Break N' Bake?"

Charlie: "I'm still feeling it from our last Break N' Bake but I'm always down."

Daniel: "I love to Break n' Bake!"
by Trent Dman January 22, 2012
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Baking Their Own Bread

A term used to describe a fictional character's death as predictable.

The term is a reference to the 2009 blaxplotation parody film, Black Dynamite, in which a character describes the idyllic future he has planned with his wife, moments before he is killed.

"When we get back home, I'm gonna retire from the revolution, start a family, buy a home in the country, raise our own fruits and vegetables, bake our own bread! Yeah, bake our o-"

The character's description of his dreams for retirement and pastoral living were never mentioned before this point in the story, and were only revealed moments before his death, as a tongue in cheek way of endearing the character to the audience.

The movie's name sake, Black Dynamite, then reinforces this self-aware joke, by momentarily breaking the forth wall to say, "Who saw that coming. Uh- I mean who saw where that came from?"

The term can be used anytime you notice a previously ignored character talking about their wonderful future plans, in what you believe may be an attempt to give their death more gravitas.
"Uh oh, our two favorite characters are talking about running away to a safe island together to live happily ever after once this epic battle is over. I sure hope they live, but it sounds like their baking their own bread to me!"

"How did you know that character was going to get killed off?"

"Oh her? Didn't you see her talking about how all her dreams were coming true, just moments earlier? She was totally baking her own bread for the last ten minutes of this episode!"

OR

(Moments after a character is killed, one might shout)

"HE WAS GONNA BAKE IS OWN BREAD!"
by MostlySurreal July 18, 2019
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Fetus Bake Oven

A situation that happens when you get knocked up for not taking Wanker Blocker.
I didn’t flush the cream pie in my cooter so my Fetus Bake Oven is activated.
by TheRealCrackBoots November 19, 2019
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Baking down under

It's a polite way of saying a girl has a yeast infection in her cookie.
Sorry Cookie store is closed tonight because I'm baking down under!
Sorry honey no booty tonight because I'm baking down under :(
by HollyWood90027 September 28, 2017
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double baked pastry

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hi are you a double baked pastry bevause your such a retart
by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024
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Baked beans

Baked beans is slang for when you’re happy and need to let out a random word, also can be said “baked beans on toast” or just “beans on toast”.
“Hey, guess what !!”
“What?”
“WE ARE GOING TO SEE HAMILTON”
“BAKED BEANS ON TOAST

“Hi, i have some shocking, bad news.. your cat Amanda died..”
“Baked... beans...”
by Bakedbeansontoast September 4, 2019
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