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Baking maybes

If yer not "making babies" you may just be "baking maybes". some people were born to be parents. Some are just maybe makers
Oh.. she aint nobodies momma, she aint even makin babies, she just

"baking maybes"
by KrashWorship December 26, 2022
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baked bean asserole

When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!
Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole
by Oddie Fisher January 7, 2023
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easy-bake oven

a name for when you don't want to directly name a pregnant person, so you just give them a nickname in hopes that they wont find out about how you've been talking about them all this time.
"hey, did you see ms.easy-bake oven yesterday? she looks like she's been eating non-stop!"

"you aren't supposed to say that, jeremiah."
by im at school right now January 12, 2023
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Procrasti-bake

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking, typically involving elaborate or time-consuming recipes that serve as a distraction from the task at hand. Procrasti-baking often results in a delicious treat, but also a delay in completing important tasks. The term "procrasti-bake" is a play on the words "procrastinate" and "bake."
I know I have an essay due tomorrow, but I just can't focus right now - I think I need to procrasti-bake some brownies to clear my head.
by uhTipy April 9, 2023
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Procrasti-baking

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking a variety of delicious treats, only to end up with a kitchen full of goodies and no progress made on the task at hand.
"I have a paper due tomorrow, but I ended up procrasti-baking a batch of cookies instead."
by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023
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bake

"please bake"

"can you bake please?"
by partygetsmewetter122 April 29, 2023
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Bake and blow

When 2 or more people get together specifically to smoke Marijuana and have oral sex.
"Hey baby, would you be up for a bake and blow later tonight?"
by Clevermel September 11, 2023
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