wet money

Sweaty bills cyclists pull out of their rear jersey pockets while taking a coffee break on long rides.

That was a big group of cyclists. As usual, they only had wet money. We gotta get ApplePay!

by Al Gore isn't my real name June 13, 2016

wet this nigga

To pull up on a nigga

Pull over I finna wet this nigga bruh

by Complete Savage November 24, 2018

wet wilson

Similar to that of a wet willy. The key difference being that, instead of placing one's finger in another's ear, you place it in one of their nostrils.

- I told Ted about wet wilson... Worst mistake of my life.
- So how was it? The most violating occurrence of your life?

We broke up. She gave me a wet wilson, man!!

by D. Douglas October 21, 2013

wet olaf

wet olaf means wyatt oleff . yes the king himself . :))

girl : omg i love wet olaf
boy: who tf is that ??
girl : u’re stupid

by reallyprettygirl May 2, 2020

wet door

A very soggy entrance after fun in the bathroom

Man! Our wet door is active today!

by Keklord420 November 16, 2018

Wet silly

A wet silly is when you are getting a blowjob and right when you are about to cum you proceed to putting the tip of your erect penis in the females ear and ejaculate in her ear.

My girlfriend was giving me head and mid blow I thought it'd be a good idea to give her a wet silly. She was not happy.

by Chucky Charms August 18, 2016

wet jesse

The act of ejaculating on someone's face while they sleep

I snuck up on her and gave her a Wet Jesse

by the busdriver April 8, 2010