windy mustache

When you're going down on a chick and she queefs on your mustache

Dude I totally ate Ashlee lynn's clam salad last night and she gave me a windy mustache. Now everything smells like anchovies and chicken soup! I had to clean the sour cream out of my mustache.

by donkey lover May 17, 2015

windy chicago

A Windy Chicago is when you are receiving a rim job and you fart in the person's face.

My girl friend is very angry that I gave her a windy chicago last night

by Internal Revolution August 25, 2015

winganism

An organism whose sole purpose in life is to excel in everything

That Alan, everything we give him he does, and does better than expected. I'm sure he is a winganism

by DC01Airblade December 3, 2015

wing theory

The postulate that states the following:

A gentleman is either

a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.

Get him to take you to Buffalo Wild Wings on your third date, girl. Wing theory never lies.

by annalivia January 18, 2016

wing kid

When you use your children's cuteness to seduce unsuspecting Girls

My wing kid is the only reason she agreed to go out with me.

by Foxy Mack's seedy Uncle September 18, 2016

Wingbff

A non single friend who stands in the wings buying drinks for her single friend who is trying to get with some dudes .. And who never really does

I can't be your wingbff no more you have got to get on eharmony.com

by Urbeinstein September 2, 2016

Windy Cindy

When Carl blows on your pussy during oral for no good fucking reason.

"The oral sex wasgreat until he fucked it up with a Windy Cindy. We won't be fucking again."

by Mscupcakesncrossbones June 9, 2016