Tiger Morning Wood

Waking up with morning wood, from dreaming about Tiger Woods multiple affairs with nasty bitches. (no homo)

"Yo' homie I ain't gay or nothin but all this media hype around Tiger fuckin all these nasty skanks has me waking up with Tiger Morning Wood."

by barneygrumble December 16, 2009

alabama wood runner

when your fucking a girl and she wraps her legs around your waist and hold her up, then you start fucking her and running full sprint into the open

since i had to go jogging and i was horny, i decided to do the alabama wood runner with my girlfriend.

by d-sickle January 8, 2010

Clongowes Wood college

Prestigious Jesuit run Boarding school in the Woodlands of Clane Co. Kildare.Boasting past pupils Ciaran " the Kick" Wade, Patrick "the Whale" Durcan", William "great personality" Courtney and Rob Kearney

Clongowes Wood College

by mymanofmanyworlds May 31, 2010

Gives me wood

Makes me have an erection.

"With this tiny bikini you gives me wood."

by Hasaro February 25, 2012

abandon an orphan in the woods

1. to take a poop

2. one of the best quotes from code monkeys on the G4 network

dude 1: man, i got to go abandon an orphan in the woods!

dude 2: dont for get to spray something you smell bastard!

by Red Skull 10 December 17, 2009

Deep Woods Club

A club that you join when you have sex in the deep woods.

1.) Joe and Sally joined the deep woods club on Saturday after a long hike through the woods.
2.) I went on a hike with Sally on Saturday. When nobody was around, we decided to join the deep woods club.
3.) I am a proud member of the Deep Woods Club.

by CupcakeBabes June 13, 2013

Jeffrey Alan woods

Jeffrey alan woods or jeff the killer is real and you can't say otherwise

Jeffrey alan woods will murder me

by Joffre a lane forest July 20, 2020