An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.
Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?
by incroyable May 22, 2009
"Yes, I'll have fried oysters with baked potato and slaw."
"Ok, hon I'll put in your order. (waitress turns towards kitchen window) Guy wants an order of whale boogers!"
"Ok, hon I'll put in your order. (waitress turns towards kitchen window) Guy wants an order of whale boogers!"
by Ingledink January 14, 2012
An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 28, 2023
An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 28, 2023
The saggy fat that hangs from the upper arm region. Typically found on older women that substitute teach or work in library's.
Damn bro, check out the whale wings on the librarian! She bout to fly over to McDonalds with them how's.
by NotTheGuyThatToldYouThisTerm February 22, 2022
A Geometry Dash player who uses the 225 User Coin Icon. True Whale Icon players are at least somewhat active in Daily Chat, a community chatroom in the comment section of every Daily Level.
“Guess what happened in Daily Chat today: everyone became a (GD) Whale Icon and chanted ancient prophecies while we sacrificed the weakest member!”
“...o - kayyy?”
“...o - kayyy?”
by BeanheadGD June 03, 2021
Girl with more weights than a gym, always wants to get laid and loves noshing off guys
Always 1st at the BBQ line and drinks vodka and diet coke
Always 1st at the BBQ line and drinks vodka and diet coke
"is that Hayley from school? She is The whale now"
"Yeah I heard Phill got drunk last night and she noshed him off"
"Yeah I heard Phill got drunk last night and she noshed him off"
by Nosher little August 15, 2022