Useless fuckwhistle

A person who cannot comprehend or execute the simplest of tasks

"My fucking roommate was so ignorant that they opened the box of cereal from the wrong end, and I opened it from the opposite end, and it spilled all over the floor! She is such a useless fuckwhistle

by Useless Fuckwhistle June 3, 2016

used ballons

Used Condom.

I found used ballons under my mothers bed.

by Hehwhaha June 2, 2016

useless

brain-dead

Everybody uses their brain, but some people useless of it.

by wpk January 24, 2017

useless toothpick

An insult used to call someone who is dull and very annoying

Guy 1: "dude, Bryant is a useless toothpick."
Guy 2: 'yeah he is"

by GruesomeKnight February 16, 2017

uselessvegan

uselessvegans are 95% fake & 5% dairy products. They claim they are vegan on social media, but are in reality useless.

Wow that girl said she was vegan on Instagram but look at her stuffing her face with the milk from a cows breast . What a uselessvegan!

by Cakecrazy97 March 15, 2017

Useless

It's when you don't feel wanted in life or no one wants to hang out with you.

She is so useless most of the times.
I'm useless to everyone around here

by Can't hang out March 16, 2017

uses a straw

Sucks!

Stephen Colbert Uses A Straw!

by The Ink Man May 13, 2017