Hug a nut

Just something you can say to someone who pisses you off.

Hey meathead, why don't you hug a nut and shut the fuck up.

by babygoose August 15, 2003

poop nuts

One who habitually has shit on their balls. Can be from either whiping back to front or can be from a Leaning Tower of Poopsa that hits the testicles.

He hasn't crapped for days, so today Michael has poop nuts from vicious log attack.

by El Kakador April 19, 2010

squirrel nuts

When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.

I hate how I always have squirrel nuts after I get out of the pool.

by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007

spent nuts

Noun. Spent nuts are the male testicles after having been drained of all semen. They need a prolonged period to regenerate. Typically happens after an intense session of masturbation.

Dude 1: "Wow man, I had an amazing night thinking about your mom. I got spent nuts today."
Dude 2: "WTF?"

by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2005

Ultra Nut

When you nut after no nut November, or with out nutting for along time.

Also when that head game strong.

I just beat my meat for the first time in a month, i unleashed a ultra nut.

by ghr5ej6" June 1, 2018

Nut butt

A description of either a man or woman’s butt that is particularly small. Typically suits the small body type of the person.

“It doesn’t matter how many squats James does, he will always have a nut butt.”

by beefy3 September 21, 2020

hamster nuts

Massive fat large gigantic hamster cock

Giannas hamster has fat fuckin hamster nuts man they are huge

by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021