ya mum

ya mum is what people usually say when they can't think of any comebacks

person1: whatcha doing?
person 2: ya mum

by qwedfgbnmzxcvghjiopqwertyuiopa October 30, 2013

Ya mum

When someone is talk about your mum or a joke

Ya mum so fat when she had a photo it toke two years to load

by Jakeycox August 09, 2021

ya mum

ya mum

ya mum.

by vyu08bipu March 07, 2022

Ya Mum

what kids scream after you insult them

"Your face is ugly." "YA MUM!!!!!!!!!!"

by datreelmavp November 30, 2017

Ya Mum

Usually used in a sentence involving yer friend banging her

Guess who I had sex with last night? Ya Mum!

by BoxManTings March 23, 2021

Ya mum

A knobjocky

Ya mum is a cunt

by Yorak_hunt February 07, 2024

Ya mum

A slag that sucks off men for a quid

Ye ya mum

by Ya dad June 23, 2018