Chocolate Milk

The sexual act of a man cumming into a woman's mouth after she gives head and immediately after the woman squirts chocolate syrup into her mouth, swishes it around, and then swallows.

Willy Wonka's gay lover used to adore drinking Willy's chocolate milk. But then his test results came back...

by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

Bear Milk

The liquid found when one would suck gently on a bears nipple. The taste is comparable to a small child's moist spittle and a man's dick cheese.

When we heard Christ Vetrano's music we immediately sent him a warm bottle of bear milk to comfort his emotions.

by Titty Bear February 4, 2009

Vagina Milk

Is the man's cum residue that is left in a woman's vagina after sexual intercourse.

So do you like the taste of your wife's Vagina Milk?

by armydude111 August 20, 2009

milk shitter

A white person who publicly talks a lot of shit (fighting words, accusations, trash talks, belittles, etc) and then gets confronted in an extreme fashion for said shit talking.

The individual then proceeds to panic at the unexpected retaliation and cowards for protection in any and all forms possible. The individual may also literally shit their pants

Person 1: Yo homie, Donald Trump was talking shit on Mexicans until El Chapo said he'll kill him so The Donald called the FBI
Person 2: no way, what a milk shitter

by mrmpg August 8, 2015

Condensed Milk

When a male emits semen on an angle such as the "x" and "y" paralysis.

I condensed milk'd all over her bed sheets.

by Condenser101 August 26, 2013

Smell this milk

A command given by a friend/roommate/family member that carries more weight than a triple dog dare. When told to "smell this milk," the person commanded is entered into a forced obligation where they must take a whiff of the milk presented by the one holding it. There is no backing out or saying no. This is usually done at a point where the milk's smell will most likely induce vomiting in the smeller.

This can be done as a rude joke or as a valuable test to see if the milk is still good to drink.

Rude Joke form:
P1: "Dude, I just checked my mini-fridge after getting back from vacation and you have GOT to Smell This Milk."

P2:"God damnit, alright. Bring it over here."

Test form:
P1: "I just bought this dank cereal. Come over here and Smell This Milk. Do you think it's still good to drink?"

P2: "Seems fine to me."

by comaduck August 9, 2009

Milk Shit

An "unsaturated" person. A fake ass person that acts different all the time.

"Ayo u kna Bobby rite?"
"Yeah I don't fuck wit him though, he be on some milk shit."

by justtheaveragejoe123 November 8, 2011