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Alex Nott

Alex Nott is a sarcastic person. Never make a stupid remark around him because he’ll make you look like even more of an idiot.
Yesterday I forgot my math homework and Alex Nott made me look stupid
by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022
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alex bienstock

The father of our thoughts. The culprit of our wet dreams. The final solution to our woes. Our real dad.
“Yo babez, I want to get fucked by Alex Bienstock. He’s cute plus I think he could help my art career.”
by Bienstockaddict69 March 17, 2022
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Alex Duf

A girl who is always loud and can make everyone and anyone happy. She is always cheerful! She loves playing sports, manly hockey and baseball and is an amazing player. She is always there for her bestfriends. She is a great student but, sometimes doesn't have the best common sense. She is blonde and blonde at heart. In conclusion, she is an AMAZING PERSON!!
Boy: Is that the new girl? what's her name?
Girl: Alex Duf
Boy: oh, damn!
by Ouchhies June 8, 2011
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Alex Turner

A 36-year-old lad born in Sheffield, England, front man of Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets. Most fans have fallen hard for him due to his talent, aesthetic, and obviously his appearance. Though, he is not someone who enjoys interviews, so he usually acts as the gif shown below.

Here is how different social medias perceived him (from what I've witnessed):
Tiktok- the hot guy who dropped his mic.

Reddit- lyrical genius who is obsessed with the Strokes.
Instagram- the hot guy who wrote AM, usually seen in badly edited Facebook memes.
YouTube- quirky hot weirdo uncle who is in love with Miles Kane.
Twitter- the hot guy who still hasn't dropped the album, fighting about whether dracula Alex is hot or not
Tumblr- the hot guy with messy love life.

In a nutshell, all social medias perceived him as hot.
Phoebe: Do you know who Alex Turner is?
Gracie: No, who?
Phoebe: This guy *shows a picture of bald Alex*
Gracie: He looks creepy.
Phoebe: *shows a picture of AM Alex*
Gracie: Ohh, that guy who sang Do I Wanna Know and 505! He is so hot!
by thequeeenisdead February 11, 2022
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The Alex Drop

Originated from League of Legends where after a couple of losses in a row a player would start raging and drop an excessive amount of elo.
Guy 1: I just lost 300 elo...
Guy 2: Oh, you had "The Alex Drop" bro, better stop playing.
by Rogueaholic February 3, 2013
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Alex Greenwald

I am convinced that the only other definition on this page was written by the devil himself (Alex Greenwald) because there is no way that anyone could think he is that cool. Now, here is the TRUE definition of Mr. Greenwald!

Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.

Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.
George: "Yo, homie! Have you heard about that fuckass Alex Greenwald?"

Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"

George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"

Bobby: "You're kidding?"

George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"
by theThingThatOnlyKillsVegans October 20, 2018
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Alex Richardson

A thicc boi who loves phat booty bitches, he gets all the hoes but I owe him $15. He is also jewish
Alex Richardson stole my girlfriend because his chin so big and he got money
by Big Daddy Aidan July 30, 2018
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