stanford syndrome

When somebody gets into Stanford (or other similar institution) and constantly brings up that fact despite still being a prefrosh. Affects only a few admits, but those who have it quickly reach extreme stages.

Sam: "Yo it's so damn cold out here it feels like my balls are gonna fall off or something"
Ben: "... I'm just imagining how warm it's gonna be at Stanford next year"
Sam: "Fuck you Ben, somebody needs a cure for your Stanford Syndrome"

by JeffChaucer April 2, 2017

Zargon Syndrome

Zargon syndrome (the most common term in US English), Zargon's syndrome (standard in the rest of the English-speaking world), is a reproductive disorder caused by superfertility. It is named after Zargon, the American who single handedly fertilized four children in just two pregnancies. The disorder is characterized as having multiple sets of twins in a short period of time. Few males can claim to be stricken with the disorder.

Don't want the Zargon syndrome.

by Aridzona October 5, 2009

Brunchausen Syndrome

Brunchausen syndrome (factitious disorder imposed on others) is when someone tries to ensure attention and sympathy from loved ones by helping them gain weight, thinking their obese appearance will not draw affectionate attention from others. Inducing weight gain by constant feeding via buffet or brunch.

Suffering from Brunchausen Syndrome, she takes him to brunch daily, hoping the buffet will fatten him; he cannot possibly leave her in such a poor condition.

by DaveDogDMY December 16, 2020

Raanana Syndrome

Where one who grew up in Raanana does not feel fully connected to the Israeli or American mentality. Always striving to live the “American dream” but feels connected to Israel. Can not write an essay in either Hebrew or English.

Oh boy, they have the Raanana Syndrome heavy

by Emest June 26, 2022

Lockdown Syndrome

..... the feeling of depression and sadness because there is a mandatory "stay at home" mandate from the government. You cannot do what you would normally do in a normal day because you are not to leave your home, the restaurants are closed for dine-in and social gatherings are prohibited. This was brought on by the COVID-19 pandemic at the end of 2019 and most of 2020. Coined by Edward Veneracion on March 27, 2020, California, USA.

I think I have the "Lockdown Syndrome" , because I am feeling depressed because I cannot go out of my house and do the normal things I like to do nor can I socialize with my friends...

by EdwardTheRealtor March 27, 2020

Slype Syndrome

Playing a game, you absolutely hate, over and over again. Asking yourself why you keep doing it.

That guy has the Slype Syndrome, he keeps playing that game over and over again despite hating it.

by defraudem October 1, 2018

Omalley Syndrome

Someone who constantly says the n-word and is slow. Someone who has this a bad sense of humor and is a sped. People with the Omalley Syndrome is slow and comprehends information slower than others. Someone who only wears under armor, and smells like shit. People with this syndrome may also be very bad at video games.

“This kid says the the n-word so much, he may have Omalley Syndrome”
“This kid at our lunch table may have Omalley Syndrome, he cannot understand and contribute to our conversations.”

by HardWorkerDI April 14, 2022