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easter egg

That nug of marijuana you "future date" by hiding in a random forgettable place in the house so that it may be found during times of need.

This works great when you've got extra weed you want to stash from your chimney girlfriend. It's kind of like a dog burying a bone for future use.
"Yeah! I forgot all about this Easter Egg!!"

Him: "I smell something new?!"
Her: "I know right?!"
Him: "Where'd you get that?!"
Her: "I found an Easter Egg at the bottom of the laundry soap!"
by Skycop August 21, 2016
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Egg Chasing

Is you going to watch that Egg Chasing Blud?
by Robin Timms November 11, 2003
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Goose eggs

Buds of the Cannabis plant (Marijuana). The word goose eggs is commonly used in Portland, OR.
"Hey bro, check out these goose eggs i just got."
"Wow, we're gonna get hella blazed tonight!"
by Franko Beard December 25, 2008
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Goose Egg

Showing one of your balls to another person. Used in the penis showing game
Wacko: I wanna make an omelette
Ed: Here Bako, use this goose egg
Wacko: (sees Ed's nut)God damn it Ed!
Ed: C'mon Bako, two kicks in the ass

(Ed kicks Wacko in ass twice)
by I Cruuuuuuuuunch You May 22, 2009
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Goose Egg

When a guy cums in a condom, he removes it and ties it off (creating a pseudo-egg shape). He shoves it inside a girl's vag, and she then 'lays' the egg.
I sooooo gave her a goose egg last night, bro!
by sk8lin December 6, 2010
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easter egg

An unmarked police car
"Watch out, I think that's an easter egg behind you."
by smithers08 March 27, 2005
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raccoon eggs

Sup dude, why are you acting like Raccoon eggs?
by Soy06 September 24, 2018
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