Canadian Shit-Snitch

A person who hangs out at truck stops and reports you to the authorities for letting your dog defecate in the parking lot.

Paul: "I'm calling the police on that truck driver. He let his dog shit in the parking lot and that's not cool."
Nick: "Don't be such a Canadian Shit-Snitch."

by Ballsnatcher June 4, 2018

Completely Canadian Race

The Completely Canadian Race is exactly what it sounds like. It takes things that Canadians are known for and is all put into one race. Basically the race is a group of skaters racing around a shoveled off piece of ice on a lake, river, or pond, while chugging a beer. You must have skates, hockey stick, one full beer. The brew must not leave your lips and you cant stop drinking. The winner is determined by whoever has the least amount of beer left in their bottle.

"To start off a great game of muck the other day, we had a Completely Canadian Race. Stuart got dummied so hard coming around the corner because he was being a dust and went the wrong way around the pond"

by Pretty Much Awesome December 25, 2009

Afro-Canadian

Someone whose parents are black and french canadian or canadian.

DJ doesnt have a good shape up because he's Afro-Canadian

by demetrious October 29, 2007

Alonely-Canadian

When a canadian named cliffton likes a girl name sara, but she dont like him. sp hes all alone.

Cliffton was alonely candian when sara doesnt wanna be around him

by Nick B June 17, 2003

Canadian Bacon

Canadian Bacon is cooked ham.
It's funny how Canadians think they have something unique going on...

Oh my god, Canadian Bacon is soooo gay.

by TimHodges December 4, 2011

Canadian Armed Forces

The collective defense systems of the proud nation of Canada. The Army is a mountie, the Air force is the same mountie on a pegasus, and the navy is the same mountie on a seahorse.

Look out! the Canadian armed forces are coming. Wait! why am I running?

by I'm Canadian, so it's okay, but none of you can laugh except other Canucks! May 20, 2004

canadian death match

a gimmick match in pro wrestling

two pro wrestlers fight it out until one wrestler is knocked unconcious or physically unable to continue

also known as a "last man standing match"

i wanna see chris benoit and lance storm in a canadian death match

by Super Guy March 22, 2004