bro job

When a straight dude gives a straight dude a blow job and the guy getting the blow job closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl.
You have to be best friends to do this or your gay.

tim: hey man I challenge you to a thumb wrestle. and the loser gives the other guy a bro job.
Bob: your on!

by sexerhexertexer April 17, 2009

Bros before Not Bros

An alternative to bros before hoes used when referring to male counterparts. In an attempt to make a witty comeback to actual reasoning

Sean: Take me to heaven, I gave you a yogurt 3 years ago!

Joe: No way! Bros before not Bros

Or Bros before...not...bros?...

by Borden Eaglebrand July 6, 2010

bang bros

a group of horny assholes who's goal in life is to take advantage of, and fuck as many girls as possible. probably will have std's, if they don't already. also very cocky and conceited, especially for not even being very attractive.

also a porn site featuring amateur porn.

a manwhore

a guy who will go after anything with a pussy

bang bro 1 "dude, im gonna tap that"
bang bro 2 "oh, hell yea, i want that shit too"
bang bro 1 "im down for a double team"
bang bro 2 "oo f'sho."
bang bro 1 "i love being the bang bros"

by jpmorgan February 5, 2009

Bro Yeah No

This word (Bro Yeah, No) is simply used as a way of disagreeing with someone usually a (BROTHER)

There is a slight pause between BRO YEAH and NO

1. Man 1: Your Mum is a MILFSHAKE
Man 2: (Bro Yeah No)
2. Your Mum is a GUNI GU GU
(Bro Yeah No)
3. Man 1: Your mum is a hippo
Man 2: Bro Yeah No
4: Man 1: Is you a batty boi
Man 2: Bro Yeah No

by Wukas March 10, 2008

bro-jo

1. the strong connection, or vibe between two hetero sexual male friends, also known as bros.
2. the trait of a mans personality that attracts friends and life long companions, with little or no effort.
3. also see mojo but for bros

1. "hey man your new girl friend being around all the time is really messing up our bro-jo."
2. "the new guy at work has tons of bro-jo. hes been here 2 days and already is getting invited out every night of the week."

by norwbj August 6, 2009

Bro Hat

Slang for a New Era 59Fifty Fitted Cap, or any hat with a flat brim that is worn by a douchebag.

Look at this fucking douchebag with his bro hat.

by karmaguitarma March 23, 2011

Bro Cove

(n) An area, usually a room or garage, created by a man specifically for that man where he and his bro’s can escape and be themselves without judgment—like a man cave without the masturbation station.

Ah man, it’s 2 am and all the bars are closed. Now what?

Let’s roll over to Billy’s bro cove and watch some Sex and the City.

by TacomaBeags July 4, 2011