A Breath Of Fresh Air.

What i call humans with perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

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chloriney fresh

To skip a shower and instead use the pool to knock the sweat off.

My told wife me to take a shower after mowing the yard. I told her I would rather jump in the pool and become chloriney fresh.

by The Garage June 23, 2024

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My Therapist for my 93-year-old mother as she comes into her at home and looks at it with fresh eyes and tells us immediately what we can do to improve it’s therapist for my 93-year-old mother as she comes into her at home and looks at it with fresh eyes and tells us immediately what we can do to improve it

Susan my 93 year old Moms Occupational therapist came into our home and With her fresh eyes told us immediately what we could do to enhance our dear mothers life

by Shitney1999 February 1, 2022

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fresh corndog

An act during sex when a guy is giving anal and he unexpectedly gets his dick shat on by the girl

Sally: “Hey, what did you do with Drew last night?”
Marissa: “He wanted to do something new during sex so I gave him the fresh corndog. He hated it.”
Sally: “Omg girl! You are such a crackhead.”

by Bedcliff June 27, 2021

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