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Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven

When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.
M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*

awkward turkey 

a derivative of the awkward turtle, when one holds his/her hands in the shape of a turkey by clenching one fist with the thumb pointed outwards, and placing the other hand at the bottom of the clenched hand (wiggling of the fingers to make it look as if the turkey is moving is also acceptable).
A brotha came up to me and said let's bang. I responded by giving him the awkward turkey. He thought it was a gang sign and immediately busted his peice and said, "What'd you say to me you cracka ass bitch!?"
awkward turkey by ninjamann13 June 26, 2007

Wild Turkey 

It is an accidental crap, in turd form, taken during sex.
Me and the lady were doing the deed last night when I let wild turkey slip out my ass.
Wild Turkey by Boobash12 January 19, 2008

Turkeyman 

A sand nigger "faget" that looks like a turkey. He's known for raping the FUCK out of anything that moves. He also has a reputation of shitting on anything and everything he wants, especially open mouths. He consumes his own feces with delight, laughing hysterically while shit globs fall from his mouth.
Oh my god Turkeyman raped that vacuum cleaner!

Dude, did you see Turkeyman shit in that old lady's mouth? EUGH!

Turkeyman by Matt Swartz July 16, 2008

Turkey Burger 

coined from spring break 2010. Referring to heavy set and ugly girls. Also, can use "Turkey Wrap" for skinny but busted girls. Really fat girls can also be known as a "Baconater"
If you bring that girl back you straight eating a Turkey Burger.

All those girls were fine except the one Turkey Burger.

Yo, you were so drunk last night you were posted up with that Turkey Burger and Baconater friend.

cutting the turkey 

when someone is depressed and suicidal and cuts themselves with knives, razors, glass, or other sharp objects
that girl cut the turkey so many times last night that she died of blood loss
cutting the turkey by scott November 25, 2004