Tit-swimmer

An unathletic male observed in a body of water with an atypically large, unmuscular chest.

After letting himself go for a number of years, Eric decided to embrace his new physique by becoming a world renown tit-swimmer.

by Elpolloblanco August 11, 2016

Shipwreck tits

The kind of very saggy tits you'd want with you if you ever got shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted island. If you tie them together in the middle by the nipples you can make an impromptu hammock allowing you to doze away comfortably up off of the ground where coconut crabs might otherwise bite you in your sleep.

"Karen listen, I'm pleased you were the only other survivor of that shipwreck. If it weren't for you and the fact that I could make a nice swinging hammock out of your shipwreck tits, I would have been painfully bitten by a coconut or spider crab in my sleep. You're still here? I thought I told you to scavenge around the island and look for ingredients that would make a suitable sandwich. I thought I saw some lettuce growing in a patch on that mountainside. I don't want any of that on my sandwich. I killed a parrot yesterday, here see what you can do with this."

by Showdown Sean November 6, 2011

snail tit

A snail tit is a droopy nipple or droopy boob in particular. Or a snail with titties.

“Yo did you see jessica” “Yeah she has some major snail tits”

by snailtittylit July 21, 2018

Crazy Tits

Crazy. Wild. Like tits bouncing without a bra. Every which way. No direction.

Wow! She's crazy tits.

by RednekHoser June 17, 2018

Tits to Pits

Describes a situation in which a place is so packed with people that girls' breasts run into the people in front of them, particularly around armpit level.

"This band really should have booked a bigger venue. We're packed in here tits to pits!"

by HighLife1392 September 3, 2012

Amber Tits

A fat whore with big tits, who thinks that she is sexy because she has big saggy tits with ugly fat belly, she shows her tits to online men to talk with them but when they see her ugly fat belly also then they block or ghost her

big boobs doesn't count if you're fat like Amber

Hey Amber Tits, Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff

by Jameswits April 11, 2020

boat tits

Big natural tits that slope down and out by design and almost resemble the bow of a wooden boat

Man, check out the boat tits on Rachel! I wish I could set sail with those boobies!

by have a little October 16, 2017