Crazy Tits

Crazy. Wild. Like tits bouncing without a bra. Every which way. No direction.
Wow! She's crazy tits.
by RednekHoser June 17, 2018
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cloth tit

It's basically having a feel while fully clothed. Usually the first 'sexual' experience (i.e. beyond holding hands or a kiss) which a young lad might hope to get.
According to Sid the Sexist whilst under hypnosis in a recent episode of Viz magazine: I've never done it with a real lass. I once gorra cloth tit off a lass at a party. But that's as far as I've gan.
by PaudyMac December 14, 2015
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tit breaking

She's totally tit breaking the vibe
by Tit breaker April 29, 2015
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Tit Fiend

Moniker given to people who obsess over tits to the extreme. Usually, these people will see tits out of every object possible and if not, they will make adjustments so that there can be tits.
Guy 1: THOSE LIGHTS LOOK LIKE TITS! AND THOSE CUPCAKES LOOK LIKE TITS! AND THAT DOORKNOB LOOKS LIKE A TIT!

Guy 2: Man, you're a tit fiend.
by Axe Lord January 02, 2010
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tit nocker

An angry person that runs up to women randomly, and beats on her tits, usualy making them nock into each other.
DUDE!!! DID YOU SEE THAT TIT NOCKER?!?!?!?!
by endlessraper July 21, 2010
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pro tit

When a woman’s jiggly wiggly milky wilky honk honk jugga wugga breasty westie is so nice she must be a pro
Boy that’s a pro tit
by yurmomdotcom February 28, 2021
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goldilocks tits

The breasts of a woman that are not too small, but not too large. They are just right. They dont get in the way, but are still visible. They work on almost any woman and is the icing on the cake for a girl who one would consider cute but not hot.
Guy A: I hooked up with this girl who had some nice goldilocks tits

Guy B: Sick bro, what size?

Guy A: 36C I think
by yochoc May 18, 2014
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