Boat

A floating thing people refuse to get on because going to other places by plane is faster.

That does NOT mean cheaper!

Joe: Did you buy the boat?

Max: I was supposed to buy a boat? I brought a Cessna with a Big Mac meal instead!

by Armistace Sin February 8, 2023

red dot boat

refers to girls on their periods. Usually only used in conversation between two girls.

"hey Marry, are you on the red dot boat?"

by Contessa in Monterey June 14, 2008

Salty banana boat

The action of having a bead of sweat licked from the arsehole to the tip of the penis on a hot day.

"Can you give me a salty banana boat"

by SikkaPash April 25, 2025

Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat this morning in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

Boats n' Hoes

Two things that you gotta have.

If you don't, then you likely don't have an 8 inch member. Nor would you be capable of producing a quart when you cum.

Dudebro #1: You know what this beach party is missing dude? Boats n' Hoes.

Dudebro #Dos: Bro you're right, you go get some Boats and Hoes and I'll go get some nachos and Lemonheads™.

by CancerousMoleThatWillGetBetter May 15, 2024

Banana Boat

Being under the influence of a depressant (IE Alcohol) and needing to quickly pick yourself via a stimulant (IE Cocaine) up for a particular reason.

When Capt Witt in Flight needed to appear for a NTSB board hearing after a massive hangover he used a banana boat to get himself ready.

by Wordwizz February 6, 2022

banana brown boat

A banana split made in a butt crack

I went to DQ and they wouldn't let me order a banana brown boat

by Mrbiscuit88 April 26, 2017