Spider goulash

1. A phrase my father said when my mother made tomato and sausage pasta.
2. (Exclamation) An exclamatory phrase conveying anger or frustration

Ex. “Spider goulash again?!”- my dad
Ex. “Oh spider goulash, I can’t find my car!”- my sister

by Ballhumper November 19, 2023

Squashed Spider

An anus

Her butthole looks like a squashed spider

by durrrrrr455 November 14, 2012

Mister Spider

A male pornstar that dresses up as a spider, not for the faint hearted.

"Hey, did you see that new Mister Spider video"
"I did, I'm scarred for life"

by FriendlyWorder March 21, 2018

Wild Spider

N - those little shit toddlers and babies that scream at the top of their lungs whenever they feel like it.

“Yo that wild spider is so fucking loud wtf”

“Yeah you know it those kids never shut up”

by Average CSN student October 16, 2022

Spiderism

You shouldn't be spider!

Spiderism is when you shouldn't be spider.

by Spiderlifeism September 24, 2018

Spider menz

A group of sexy ass beasts.

“I like your spider menz”

-a group of suicidal visual arts kids

by Oof88 December 10, 2018

spider horse

a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.

did you spider horse that joe last night?

by Jews Did 911 July 21, 2019