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Alex Watson

An Alex Watson Is someone who is a complete wanker and thrives off telling everyone how shit they are, he dosnt give a fuck if you are actually good at it or not he will still take the piss.
Someone random walked past me today who I didn’t know and called me a cunt for no reason, he was an Alex Watson
by Djelv20 July 12, 2020
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Alex Greenwald

I am convinced that the only other definition on this page was written by the devil himself (Alex Greenwald) because there is no way that anyone could think he is that cool. Now, here is the TRUE definition of Mr. Greenwald!

Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.

Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.
George: "Yo, homie! Have you heard about that fuckass Alex Greenwald?"

Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"

George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"

Bobby: "You're kidding?"

George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"
by theThingThatOnlyKillsVegans October 20, 2018
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Alex Fiction

It's a type of subgenre for fiction based on whatever Alex Falbtard has written or is going to write.
Average Roman: what genre is it?
Alex Falbtard: Fiction.
Average Roman: What subgenre?
Alex Falbtard: Alex Fiction.
by Falbtard October 15, 2021
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The Alex Drop

Originated from League of Legends where after a couple of losses in a row a player would start raging and drop an excessive amount of elo.
Guy 1: I just lost 300 elo...
Guy 2: Oh, you had "The Alex Drop" bro, better stop playing.
by Rogueaholic February 3, 2013
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alex dipper

by kidskoolaid October 5, 2018
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Alex Gaskarth

A completely kick ass guy who makes the best music and is extremely hot! He's the lead singer of All Time Low and make's fangirls screetch.
"Did you hear that song by All Time Low?" - Friend
"Yeah! Alex Gaskarth's voice was superb and he hits the notes spectacularly!" - You
"Hell Yeah!" - 3rd person that you didn't know was there because they sneak up in the most weird places... YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT.
by For Merlins Sake, Yes Homo. December 22, 2018
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Alex Vu

This person is a special person. Alex is someone who is big strong and buff because he does At home workouts. he is very professional at valorant although he hates the game he is still somehow pro. Alex is someone who is also profesional at Orchestra and is someone who would be concertmaster for philharmonic.
OMG IS THAT ALEX VU, THE CONCERTMASTER?
by Alex Vu Vu April 11, 2022
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