painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

by Mainemom February 04, 2020

Squirrel woman

A person of the female gender that has sex with the tree animal most know as a squirrel

Stay away from that squirrel woman Johnny

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Chiken-squirrel-man

It's a creature that wonder the earth for thousents of years and every full moon he wakes up and take a child i'm to is cave and after five days of horrebol torture kills the boy or girl and eat is flesh.º

How my Fucking god the Chiken-squirrel-man is raping my chikens.º

by Creepy grendma December 04, 2016

krish the squirrel

A rare stage in one’s life when they observe and like squirrels so much to the extent that they believe they are evolving into a squirrel and take on a squirrel fursona

The word krish derives from an old Latin term for persona

Jim: “Hey Isabella, how is your kid?”
Isabella: “I don’t know. I think he’s going through a krish the squirrel stage.”

by FatDonny64 August 01, 2018

Squirrel dancing

Being sexual in a park for everyone to see

"Let's go home kids, those people are squirrel dancing"

by Thrownoffaroof March 07, 2016

squirreled back

When a drug addict is extremely dosed on methamphetamine (crystal, ice, speed, crank, shit, glass, etc.).

Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.

"Dude I'm fuckin hella squirreled back right now, I seriously won't sleep tonight....Fuck Man..... whatever I'll just call outta work, I'll be to fuckin bug eyed to go in and shit.... haha"

by psychogem April 21, 2017

Squirrel tits

A woman whose boobs look like acorns.

Would you look at the squirrel tits on that woman.

by Yodasbitch1234 May 05, 2020