jump the shart

Knowing that a baby's diaper only has a small poop in it, that there will be more.

Usage: "I won't change your diaper yet, because I don't want to jump the shart."

by OFFICEMIKE January 13, 2014

smarty pants

1. an insult for a very clever person,

2. someone that droped spartys down their pants! ha idiot.

1. (clever person gets an answer right)
'your such a sparty pants'

2. 'Oh no i droped my smartys down my pants and now they are all in my pants and are crumbling and melting and im dripping with chocolate and everyone is looking at me but it feels quite nice!'

"look hes a smarty pants'

by i-no-u-luv-me January 26, 2006

sart

A sex fart. More often than not unplanned, but a formidable tactic when mastered. When combined with a good wolfbag it can produce the most insane orgasm ever.

If attempting this with a senior citizen, a stain resistant acrylic is recommended on the walls.

"I was fucking Vicary up the poo when the fat slut decided to jump on top. She must weigh close to 300kg cause she pushed the biggest sart out of me."

by Drew Christx May 13, 2006

Scart

Scart is similar to the word shart, meaning shit-fart. Scart is shit-cum-fart, the action that homosexuals may execute after sexual intercourse.

Person #1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Ryane?
Person #2: Nah, what happened?
Person #1: He scarted in his underwear!

by bam mead May 12, 2008

smarts

Having intelligence or experiencing minor pain.

Also a well known alias, smarts is said to be one of the harder people online to get along with. However, if you manage to befriend him he is one of the best friends you could ever have. Sly wit, morbid humor, but mainly one of the intelectually lazy.

*** smarts ([e-mail]) has joined #lobby
(smarts): hi ;)
*** Hutch ([e-mail]) Quit (Quit: i hate smarts)
*** Chimera ([e-mail]) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
*** Akkarin ([e-mail]) Quit (Quit: I don't want to be here anymore)
*** helba ([e-mail]) Quit (Quit: die smarts)

by tGoM September 18, 2008

sart

When you S#!t trying to sneak out a Fart

Oops.... I need to check my Drawls on that one. Might be a sart

by ThatDudeRico May 14, 2008

Scart

When you get so scared you shart.

Jimmy had to leave the haunted house early because he got so scared he scarted.

by WonderTwins September 15, 2010