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quarterback sneak 

When your doing a chick from behind and you stick your thumb up her brown-eye, then unexpectedly spin her around and wipe the crap under each of her eyes to make her look like a quarterback; hence a quarterback sneak.
Dude, I met this chick named Stacy at the club last night. I totally brought her back to my place and gave her a quarterback sneak. Then I threw her cloths out in the middle of the street so she would run out with crap on her face.
a lahoon, someone who is a mom of the sneak variety.
she's a sneaky lahoon
sneak by thesneakiestsneak December 5, 2012

sneaky carlos 

when you see someone bent over and give it to em up the butt without them knowing
i gave him that sneaky carlos fo real
sneaky carlos by A-R48 August 18, 2008
a very good looking young woman
our next door neighbor is a sneak
sneak by john w hodges September 4, 2005

Sneak Sex 

To sneakily rape or fuck a butt like a ninja or in a quick jump on top method (both will work).
He waited for his time to strike sitting in the bushes just watching as andre walked outside to get the mail. Then out of nowhere kakaw!! Sneak Sex was applied on Andre's asshole.
Sneak Sex by chick fight September 7, 2009

Sneaky Beaver 

When a Guy or Girl, Gives Oral Without the other person knowing.
I was Watching TV last night and sarah suprised me witha sneaky beaver!
Sneaky Beaver by beaverwalker February 27, 2011