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Eating Soufflé

The ultimate expression of ineptitude, supplanting "out to lunch." Derived from the king of all dipshits, George W. Bush - when asked what he was doing when he learned that President Obama finally cleaned up his mess and took out Bin Laden, he responded "eating soufflé."

Further, not in touch with the real world, crazy; also, inattentive. This expression transfers a temporary physical absence for the purpose of eating soufflé to a temporary or permanent mental absence. In George W. Bush's case, it's the permanent kind.
Don't bother, this dumbfuck is eating soufflé.
by drokhole June 7, 2011
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Shiffle

To "shuffle/cough etc nervously" or to "look shifty" etc so as to deliberately and humourously imply some semblence of guilt/culpability. Mostly used in chatrooms where the action of "shiffling" can't be physically seen.
Chatroomname1: It's not like you fancy the guy or anything!
Chatroomname2: *shiffles*
Chatroomname1: I knew it!
by random_raven July 29, 2009
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Steam Bag Souffle

Verb: is similar to a Steam Bag however, a Steam Bag Souffle is the act of placing ones testicles over the eyes of another person and then meaning to fart in that persons mouth but instead Hershy Squirts in that persons mouth.

a. an unconscious, drunk guy.
b. an unconscious, drunk chick.

The term Steam Bag Souffle originates from the Delta Fu Gamma - Phoenix, AZ chapter.
I attempted to Steam Bag that passed out dude last night but I accidentally gave him a Steam Bag Souffle! My shit fart separator must have been broken last night.
by Dance Commander January 6, 2008
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shufflebumping

the way tube passengers shuffle and bump onto the carriage especially when most of the occupants of the carriage are still trying to get off the carriage
while shufflebumping onto the central line yesterday , Steve managed to collided into a skinny spotty chavette and her boyfriends 27 year old mother.
by gerbil September 20, 2004
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shuffleboardmanship

The character, practice, or skill of a Shuffleboard player.
Man, that girl is good at Shuffleboard and is very courteous; she's always bragging about her shuffleboardmanship!
by Marc S August 14, 2008
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shuffletush

A pass around dirtbag slut that you and all your mates go through like a dose of salts, especially at parties. She's the one that gets left their for your mates Dad when everyones gone home. She'll do owt for cock.
Have u had a go of Mandy yet? Dirty little shuffletush is upstairs with 3 cocks hanging out of her. She loves being gang fucked until her arse bleeds and she's crammed full of jizz
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Shufflefuck

Person who is annoyingly goofy but is truely loved.
"YOUR A SHUFFLEFUCK"
by Shufflefuck May 14, 2016
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