River Valian

The native people or multigenerational people from River Vale, NJ who still live there. They typically have an attitude about entitlement and have no common sense.

Man you better watch out because those people are River Valians

by Countrysquire April 26, 2025

River Valian

Is a person that was born and raised in River Vale and decided to live in River Vale as an adult. These humans believe that River Vale is the a representation of the world. Modern language refers to people in this category as “Karens” for their reporting of garbage cans being on the curb hours past their “deadline”. They complain about the deer population but refuse to make decisions that will help. Ultimately, a river valían is an entitled human that lives in the fantasy land of a suburban town in Bergen county and believes that they are the best.

Man you better watch out with that family, they are River valians

by Countrysquire April 26, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

White River

A term for a stream of female climax creating a white line of semen down the vaginal lips. After profound sexually intercourse.

Last night I was in her, she came so hard she had a white River.

by The Gay girl textbook April 28, 2025

Rivers cuomo

He's a seller hot goober from weezer

Rivers cuomo is a hot goober from weezer

by RAYSERRR May 2, 2025

River Run

To run ones finger/side of hand through another persons butt cheeks slow and sensually

Im in need of a good river run tonight.

by Ebraggy69 May 13, 2025

River

River is the most perfect,hottest,prettiest,funniest,and smartest girl you will ever meet. if you see her you'll be in love instantly with her beautiful looks and awesome personality she is good of the world mixed into one good person. River will always be honest and tell you everything she knows she is the most perfect human every made she it the bananas to my minions she is the jelly to my peanut butter when I tell you this woman is everything youll ever want/need and more I mean it she is a 10/10 GODDESS

Anyone thats not blind: DAMNNNNN who's that smokin' hot chick
Smart people: Thats river yeah I know shes hot

Anyone that's not blind: does she have a man? if not I can fit right In

by UrFavGarry May 26, 2025