Pulling a Mordecai

1. Failing to talk to women, horribly. It usually includes a lot of stuttering and embarrasing choice of words.
2. Simping over women to the extreme. This includes ditching your friends, wasting money for them, and hurting your health in order for a chance to get with them.
The term was coined from Regular Show, based on the character Mordecai.

Example 1: "Bro, I tried to talk with Jess today, but I kept stuttering. I pulled a Mordecai."
Example 2: "Turns out Tom just dipped on us and cancelled his plans for bros night. He's Pulling A Mordecai for sure."

by E-Kelp August 29, 2021

Pulled a Jager

is where you click on a discord voice chat instead of a text channel, normally done while in a call, but can happen when they are not in a call.

John leaves call
Person 1: "Oh where did John go?"
Person 2: "I think he did a Jager"
John returns
John: "I pulled a Jager"

by Kupa Kitsune July 8, 2021

Pull an Alex

Too lazy to close cross fire in a game to view a picture, tweet, website. Literally looks at the bright side of everything. To pull an Alex is like opening a whole new world of explorations.

I'm bored
-Me too
Let's watch some football?
-Nah... Lets pull an Alex
K, lemme go get my cape

by Str4ynigga October 16, 2012

Pulled an RJ

A slow creep behind a person, usually done with wide eyes

Stephanie was on her computer when John "Pulled an RJ" behind her

*RJ - Reggie Jackson Pro Baseball Player

by wonderlush1969 June 28, 2012

Pulling A Viannca

When you pretend to have something very important to say but just say never mind...

Kathy: OMG! OMG! OMG! GUESS WHAT?!?
Tom: What?
Kathy: OMG!
Tom: What?!
Kathy: Oh nevermind
*Kathy is Pulling A Viannca *

by Mr.BlahBlah July 2, 2012

Pulling a Zoro

When one is trying to get somewhere but has no idea of direction and/or where the hell he/she is going, like Zoro from the anime and manga series One Piece.

"He's not going the right way to the store."
"Yeah, he's pulling a Zoro on us man. OI!! THAT WAY DOESN'T LEAD TO THE STORE, IN FACT IT DOESN'T LEAD TO ANYWHERE INTERESTING AT ALL!!"

by C^² July 20, 2013

Pulling A Chapman

To masturbate outside, at night, on your deck or patio. Preferably in cold weather.

David's wife caught him Pulling A Chapman last night.

by ProblemSolver February 26, 2011