foodie porn

Foodie porn is comparable to the concept of "regular" porn, in which the viewer pleasures themselves while viewing sexual content.

Instead of pleasuring oneself, the viewer consumes food while watching attractive presentation of food being prepared/consumed on-screen.

Foodie 1: Oh, my God. Did you see Hell's Kitchen on the Food Network last night? I had a lightly braised halibut filet with dill sauce accompanied by some lovely asparagus and mixed greens.

Foodie 2: Oh, you know it baby. When they made that filet mignon, I just couldn't look away. Total foodie porn.

by Joel67 April 19, 2009

kitty porn

The act of two kitties going at it on film, for the enjoyment of people watching. Both kitties have claws and tails with fur all over, some toys maybe involved most time recreational use of catnip is involved.

"All day yesterday we were watching kitty porn."

by jon wasteland April 23, 2010

Porn Remorse

The act of downloading a porn video, and while it is downloading you look at another video to jerk off to, after done you cancel the download and then later you wished you had it downloaded to jerk off too.

Me: Sweet I'm going to download video, i'm going to watch this in the mean time.

5 minutes later

Me: Alright I won't be needing to download this anymore.

6 hours later

Me: Porn Remorse

by CRad49 November 25, 2009

porn man

a guy who buys porn,porn video and porn music CDs for minors usualy for a fee.

The porn man's here. Lets go get some porn.

by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009

Wall*Porn

Amature porn shot in the parking lot or infront of a Wal*Mart. I've seen many examples on the internet.

Any CD or DVD that Wal*Mart won't cary due to sexual content or ofensive language.

"I downloaded a bunch of video files and it all turned out to be Wall*Porn.

by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2004

ghetto porn

pornographic material created in low cost housing projects for payments of crack and/or petrol.

ashley would you like to film some ghetto pornography?

by Mohammed Bin Laden August 23, 2006

Porn Trauma

Describing the situation when a masturbating session is ruined by the camera changing to an undesirable view at the point of orgasm.

When watching heterosexual pornographic material, to suffer 'porn trauma' would be to reach the moment of ejaculation, only for the camera to pan to the man's ass or face, thereby ruining the orgasm.

by BrIDo88 April 17, 2009