Piss Baby

Someone named Anthony

Ashley:your such a piss baby
them:AM NOT!

by FYTFRFDIYCFDYRF January 18, 2021

Piss mirror

A mirror above a toilet that is low to the point where you can actually see your Johnson working its magic. Also applicable if the mirror only shows ones face, and if you make silly faces while you go pee.

"Ah dude, your piss mirror distracted me so much that I whizzed all over your toilet seat."

by AdmiralSpiffy July 5, 2009

Orgasmic Piss

To have that feeling when you take piss after an orgasm/ejaculation.

Suddenly Bobby felt quite relieved after an Orgasmic Piss.

by Lost Anonymous April 20, 2015

taking the piss

To take this piss out of something; the tease, joke or make fun of someone or something.

Hah...you're really taking the piss out of him!

by big man steve July 29, 2018

real piss

A PHRASE LIKE REAL TALK..OR REAL SHIT A PHRASE PISSY BOY MADE FAMOUS

IM HUNGRY AS HELL..REAL PISS..

I FUCK THAT HOE SILLY..REAL PISS THO..NO LIE

by PISSY BOY October 9, 2008

piss guilts

A feeling that comes usually after a bender when you cannot remember exactly what you did but are sure it was something bad. The feeling is exaggerated when someone who was on said bender with you tells you exactly what you did.

1. Fuck I was blind last night, I can vaguely remember smashing the neighbours car, I have a case of the piss guilts.
2. Fuck you were blind last night, Do you remember when you smashed the neighbours car, You should have the piss guilts.

by Ben Duncan January 24, 2006

green piss

A common form of urine expelled from the body after drinking vodka, yeigermeister or any such form of alcohol. It is a result of the organic matter in the alcohol breaking down, getting you drunk as a skunk and urine that is very pale green in color. Usually results in waking up and not remembering.

Person 1: I drank so much this evening I had green piss.
Person 2: What?!? You better see a doctor.
Person 1: I think its the organics in the vodka I had breaking down.
Person 2: Shit bro, you are fucked up... since when are you a chemist? I bet you think you are a God too!
Person 1: I can see better than Shallow Hal and the ladies had green piss too!

by Carson September 25, 2014