poop a brick

when a single turd is so huge is resembles a brick. when you have pooped a brick it is often neccessary to break up the turd in order to get it to flush. this type of turd cannot have toilet paper with it as it is flushed often requiring multiply flushes. can also be used as a comparision such as i would rather lite myself on fire then {poop} a brick.
the girl at the swimming pool pooped a brick and left it there. the lifeguard were so surprised he almost poop a brick himself.
by swimmerguy August 17, 2011
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smelly poop

YOU
you are the smelly poop
by sillygoose42069 July 21, 2021
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Poop face

If ur reading this I’m gonna chop you up you fat shit
by WhiteBoyyeknow21 February 18, 2022
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poop snout

a brown noser, one who sucks up
I hate the way Kim sucks up to the boss...she's such a poop snout!
by Me September 14, 2003
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Poop Shunani

A female's anus. Originated locally from a combination of the words Poop Shoot and Punani.
My, that's a lovely Poop Shunani!
by Sydney Correspondent September 10, 2003
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Pussy Poop

Another way of describing the child a woman has given birth to.
Therapist: How would you describe the birth of your first child?
Woman: Terrible.. the pain that pussy poop gave me.. it is unforgivable..
Therapist: By pussy poop, you mean your son, right?
Woman: Yes, that is exactly what he is to me. That piece of shit would’ve been better out my ass.
by clownsgown July 23, 2019
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dad poop

A ridiculous amount of time spent in the bathroom to get away from a nagging wife and annoying kids. 80% of these 'poops' do not result in actual poop.
Mooom where's dad?

In the bathroom taking another dad poop to get away from you
by Tackettttt October 13, 2017
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