polishing his lance

Aka bj.

V: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.

M Excuse me???

by Taka-mushroom August 16, 2022

polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by flatulencenuggets September 7, 2022

polishphobic

Someone who shows a disliking for polish people or their language.

Person 1: Wow I'm thinking about learning polish..
Person 2: That's interesting! Just make sure not to mention it near person 3, they're polishphobic.
Person 3: I sure hope I didn't just hear you two mentioning polish.

by nesquikcereal October 3, 2022

Polished Turd

A movie in which the audience is oblivious to horrid writing because of how it looks graphically.

Bro 1: yo this movie is so good!!

Bro 2: nigga that movie was straight ass that shit was a polished turd the only thing good were the visuals

by FurryHunter69 April 28, 2023

polishing the coral

When a woman uses her hands or feet, to stimulate a man’s private parts whilst underwater.

I was hanging out in the hot tub with Susan, and all of a sudden she began polishing the coral, all whilst holding a glass a champagne.

by Capt. Stillman December 24, 2023

Polishing my crown

“Polishing my crown” is a metaphor for being in one’s power and peace, with nothing able to shake integrity. Even if fighting flu.

Even though men fling themselves at me I am unflappably polishing my crown and continuing uninterrupted on my path to self actualization

by Robster51123 November 25, 2024

Polishing the needle

When jack is at home playing madden and he gets the urge to go grab the lotion

Jack stop polishing the needle and come hang out with us!

by neeedleford May 6, 2024