owned

to be dominated by someone or something
often used in conjugation with words such as indoid, hilarious, suckers, ass, sex, quite etc.

that ass did quite get hilariously DOMINATED!!!

by Hitler June 4, 2004

owned by n00bz0rd

the unlikely chance of being owned by a n00b(s)

friends will say this and will bitchslap you

n00b: wow, my FIRST KILL EVER!

You: WTF s/he's a n00b

Your Friend: you just got owned by n00bz0rd! <bitch slap>

by megaman blu moon January 11, 2006

ownage

own`uh-g

adj.

Describes the action of extending ownership, often in the context of competetive online computer games

* pimp has killed |SJK| Killer *
* pimp has killed p0r0xide *
* pimp has killed st3pch1ld *
* pimp has killed 6thDarkeyes*

pimp: Ownage.

by Rob McCool July 19, 2003

Plantation owner

A white man who is currently 'friends with benefits' with numerous black women.

That Johan McClydesdale is banging Tennisha today, he is such a plantation owner. He was banging Ayiesha yesterday, Meka the day before, and Quintasia the day before that. He is a godly man.

by Squirt Doctor July 16, 2013

owninating

to utterly distroy an opponent in a game

Man, Jer is owninating all those guys in HALO!

by JerKenobi April 9, 2003

Owned

1:To Completely Destroy Your Opponent in any activity
2:A word spoken to hurt a noob's feelings
3:A sign of Domination.

Bitch, You Just Got Owned.

by §cagged December 28, 2005

ownage

Often used in games like Counter Strike when you humiliate the oponent with an easy kill... Owned / Ownage

The N33rds always type 0wnag3.. that figures :D

Ohhh! I iz teh r0xxor! I owned @ CD with teh knife!!

"friend" owned @ eating less food than me.

by Le Buk Sportif^ September 6, 2003