the hand shake

similar to the shocker, accept its 4 in the stink and 1 in the pink, almost like your giving the girls private area a hand shake.

john: dude did you give her the shocker?

mike: nahh dude i gave her the hand shake

by handshakeman July 10, 2011

Pocket hands

When you have reck it Ralph hands and you struggle to get them out from your pocket in time when you fall over and then end up face planting. Often associated with Liams

Liam turner has dirty pocket hands

by SparkyEveriss April 22, 2020

Botty Hands

Hands (or fingers) that retain the odour of shit tinged with sweat having been stuck up one's anus usually to relieve itching.

I don't eat there any more, the waiter had botty hands last time.

by don leslie December 26, 2007

Hand off

When you are interested in someone or perphaps even dating them and all of a sudden they give your number to one of their freinds. This is the ultimate slap in the face. It's like saying "hey I tried he/she out and didn't like them, but maybe you should try it out or atleast take one for the team.

I can't believe he gave me the hand off. What a tool bag! he could atleast hand me off to someone hot.

by get it wright October 17, 2011

invisible hand

The effect of one's hand moving faster than the eye can see.

masturbation ... think about it.

by David Gustafson June 7, 2004

Small Hands

Tiny hands implying another tiny body part

An example of one with tiny hands would be our newly elected president Donald Trump

Frank: Oh wow! Dude! That guy has small hands!

Tom: Yeah. You know that means he has another small body part.

Frank: His hands are almost as small as Donald Trump's!

Tom: No they are not! No one's hands are that small.

by dareadhead January 20, 2017

Happy Hands

When a girl secretively jacks off a a guy under a blanket while sitting next to her mom.

Kasey did the happy hands with Ben, but her mom figured it out and has been giving him dirty looks for days.

by Anon Strainjer April 18, 2011