Don't Date December

Don't date December. The month where no one is allowed to date

George, will you go out with me ?

No sorry its Don't Date December

by sgc_1736828 November 30, 2021

When is the due date

When woman is so fat you do not know if she is really fat or pregnant

When is the due date because you are fat as hell.

by Fatty2mattyzant December 12, 2018

white people dating

When someone is clearly dating someone but refuses to acknowledge it or they repeatedly deny their dating status.

Origins: Based off of the way people "dated" on the Hills (2006 TV show).

Synonym: "Talking"

person 1: You guys are always hanging out and going on dates... so you guys are dating?
person 2: No! we are not dating, we only hold hands, kiss, and hang out sometimes!
person 1: *rolls eyes* white people dating...

by DezTheRez January 23, 2017

CUSTOMARY BUMBLING DATE

A date that revolves around the true name of the dating service BUMBLE.

WOLFE this surely is a CUSTOMARY BUMBLING DATE as you need to directly address that STINKY BUMHOLE where the property rights belongs to the BEAUTIFUL RIMMIN' of the world.

by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL February 02, 2022

The perfect 4th date

Watching one or more Harry Potter movie and having anal sex.

“Hey man where should I take sally on our 4th date?”

“No worries man, I know the perfect 4th date”

by Littlebabyroughhouser November 30, 2020

needs a date with a razor

A guy in need of a shave real bad!

He sure looks like he needs a date with a razor!

A guy who hasn't shaved for awhile

by Gamcocklady March 10, 2014

3rd Date Rule

The rule amongst honorable men of certain western cultures (New England Boarding Schools) which states that a human and his or her partner must go out on exactly three dates before being formally considered a couple. If the possible couple-to-be has gone out on three dates, still unsure of if they wish to be formally considered a couple or not, the 3rd Date Rule dictates that the pair must make their decision then. Finally, the 3rd date rule states that an honorable person does not ask the same partner on three dates in a row without intention to belong to them and them alone or can otherwise be considered to be “leading them on.”

Guy 1; Hey man, I don't know when to ask this girl when to like, be my gilfriend so we are officialy going out. What is the custom as to when I should do that?
Guy 2; ...3rd Date Rule!

by Gunter McLean May 02, 2008