Hampster Hands

Freakishly small hands, not proportional to the rest of the body

Man lisa, your hands are so small, you have hampster hands!!!

by Nat & Malia October 4, 2008

hand pushing

A method of greeting someone.

After unveiling his explanans, Chris engaged in an exploratory bout of playful hand pushing with the seventy-year old man.

by Kegri January 27, 2009

hand banana

A rapist

Basil Bergblatstein is a notorious Hand Banana.

by EsotericSwiss April 20, 2018

invisible hand

The effect of one's hand moving faster than the eye can see.

masturbation ... think about it.

by David Gustafson June 7, 2004

Hand off

When you are interested in someone or perphaps even dating them and all of a sudden they give your number to one of their freinds. This is the ultimate slap in the face. It's like saying "hey I tried he/she out and didn't like them, but maybe you should try it out or atleast take one for the team.

I can't believe he gave me the hand off. What a tool bag! he could atleast hand me off to someone hot.

by get it wright October 17, 2011

Small Hands

Tiny hands implying another tiny body part

An example of one with tiny hands would be our newly elected president Donald Trump

Frank: Oh wow! Dude! That guy has small hands!

Tom: Yeah. You know that means he has another small body part.

Frank: His hands are almost as small as Donald Trump's!

Tom: No they are not! No one's hands are that small.

by dareadhead January 20, 2017

stone hands

A term for a person with clumsy hands, usually related to hand-eye coordination in sports.

Stone hands, otherwise known as Darrius Heyward-Bey Syndrome.

Al Davis: Darrius Heyward-Bey had 9 catches in 11 games last year.
Michael Crabtree: Nigga's got stone hands.

by NicCamacho August 26, 2010