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Bad Music

corpse makes really bad music
by Imagine pseudonym February 19, 2021
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Elevator Music

Music you listen to while you're elevated, baked, lifted, stoned, blazed, or whatever colloquial term you use for "getting high"
"All we do is ride around and get high to it,
That's why we call it that elevator music"
by Lord Quas August 20, 2009
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Musical hypocrite

A highly irritating person who claims that music is their life because they listen to it a lot. Most tend not to even be able to play an instrument and it isn't earning them money.

You often find them on Myspace.
She's a musical hypocrite because she says that music is her life when it's obviously not seeing as it's not her profession, at all.
by S:RM May 20, 2007
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cotton pickin chicken pluckin music

humorus word for country music
Grown-ups always listen to cotton pickin chicken pluckin music.
by jrndakota November 12, 2006
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Black music

Music that is made (or was created) by Black people. The evolution of Black music typically follows the following pattern:

1) Black people create a new form of musical art
2) It begins a rapid evolution in the Black community
3) It starts receiving attention from the media
4) Most (not all) of the White population reacts with ridicule, fear and/or hatred. However, many Whites react with curiosity and admiration.
5) A corporation finds and/or creates a white artist as an alternative to the new Black art
6) Its popularity increases among Whites
7) Black people create some new art and gradually move away from the older art
8) Historical myths are created, which have the effect of marginalizing the Black contributions to the art and exaggerating the White contributions
Examples of Black music include any combination of the following:

Drumming, singing, chanting, dancing, the blues, jazz music, country music, rock music, funk, soul, heavy metal, reggae, R&B, calypso, zydeco, and Hip Hop

Historical Fact: The origins of literally all and any music can be traced to Black people.

Historical Fact: The evolution of all musical instruments can be traced to a Black and/or African invention
by Original_Man January 8, 2007
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doom music

This type of music sets the scene for something extremely kick ass (e.g. cat burnings.)
Guy 1: Holy shit! Did he just light that fucking cat on fire!?
Guy 2: Oh yeah.
Guy 1: Wow! This Doom music totally sets the scene for it!
by Kane Night January 20, 2007
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gunk music

by rock fan March 6, 2003
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