That porch monkey stole my watermelon.
by seanopia March 21, 2008
Look at that goddamn rice monkey over there with his slanty fucking eyes. I think I'm gonna go take a shit on that rice monkey right now.
by Sooo Smuuuullll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 31, 2005
by Heisabeast June 05, 2011
"Fookin Hell man, its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!"
abbrev. to : brass monkeys
i.e. : its brass monkeys out here
abbrev. to : brass monkeys
i.e. : its brass monkeys out here
by wankelschnitzel October 08, 2003
in the past, porch monkey has a term used when referencing someone of african american decent...on July 21, 2006 Randle Graves altered the meaning of porch monkey for the better...he reclaimed the term and changed its meaning to not be a racial slur against african americans but a mere term to discribe any lazy person...black or white
Yesterday, my cousin sat on the couch and watched tv all day long, he can be such a porch monkey sometimes
by John Robison July 23, 2006
monkey of love; friend who spreads happiness and joy to their fellow love monkey and makes them laugh and enjoys their company when they're down in the dumps.AND does not need to have romantically emotional attachments.a love monkey and a gf/bf do not have to be the same person, but they could be.
girl 1- hey, did you know louis is my love monkey?
girl 2- but isnt phillip your boyfriend?
girl 1- yah... but a love monkey and a boyfriend are two seperate things! damn, your stupid.
girl 2- but isnt phillip your boyfriend?
girl 1- yah... but a love monkey and a boyfriend are two seperate things! damn, your stupid.
by to the woah May 14, 2005
A sexy/head-strong/self-confident female who laughs at herself easily by day, and moonlights as a superhero by night.
by the riles you know April 11, 2006