Maria

A person who gossips.

Don’t tell her anything, She’s a Maria!

by Chonielopez February 4, 2020

Maria

She may be dramatic and annoying but she is the most funniest person you will ever meet. She will always find a way to make you smile even after you cry. At first sight she is beauty. Everyone who starts talking to her will want to be her best friend. Don't ever befriend her because is you do she will ATTACK you mentally. She will make you wish you had never had met her. However.....BOYS watch out for this scary girl!!!! Don't test her and don't play with her feelings because she is a very sensitive girl who will not take your BS. She is not like the mother of Jesus

"Wow do you know that maria girl?"

" Ya she is pretty cool"

by The_Truth250 April 10, 2020

cala maria x mugman

This is a FanFic in which Mugman and Cala Maria are in love.

cala maria x mugman is my headcanon.

by TheRealMugman October 8, 2020

Dirty Santa Maria

A dirty Santa Maria is when you give freaky sex to Santa and he cums once a year and only Fucks people named Maria and also loves people named Maria to dip cookies in his cum after santa cums

Last Christmas I got a dirty Santa Maria and i loved it so much and it was smooth and creamy

by Kelvin. D September 30, 2021

mariah haynes

Very Strong ,Very Loyal,loving ,caring ,hopeful, thankful an loves to have fun.
Very serious about relationships & loves to work all the time money is motivation,love's kids

Damn love at Mariah Haynes she got it together after all that struggling!

by Bubbleslove10 December 30, 2016

Maida

A Maida Is a word often used for small fat kids from Italy that plays Minecraft all day. Its also said if your a Maida you like girl pants and playing Minecraft and drinking wine on the weekends. A Maida is often attracted to muscular girls, often taller than himself.

He loves all kinds of food, he basicly eats everything

he is a special kind of Maida

ohh no Maida ate my cake

by pornomeister69 February 19, 2019

Maria

A hot big titted babe who wants to slob on my fat weaoner

Maria makes me hot

by FatBlackMaleWhoLeftHisCHild91 December 18, 2019