diet machine

toilet in which people throw up in in order to lose weight...their substitute for a diet.

Cindy wasn't really fat, but thought she was so she ate her meal and then threw up in the diet machine shortly after. After that she felt better about herself and decided to keep using the diet machine because it would make her skinny and eventually give her lot more problems.

by bill July 19, 2004

hoe machine

A machine that creates hoes for personal or bachlor party use.

I need a hoe machine because im borad

by Pirate Nate January 4, 2007

tinkle machine

simply put... a toilet... or urinal. because you tinkle in it, and it's a machine... get it people...

Alright I got 6 beers down... it's about time I hit the tinkle machine

by Necro260 May 12, 2007

Time Machine

Steel Reserve + Xanax Bar

Black 1 - Yo yo yo mayne i ate deeze barz and drank on my 211 yo and went back in TIME dawg.

Black 2 - Nig you be trippin.

Black 1 - Nah dawg that be a time machine!

by Steelres January 21, 2012

turd machine

When one deficates while listening to Bird Machine

Jimbob decided to try the turd machine.

by large anal beads November 10, 2013

Vending machine

An abbreviation for

Ven bading the dick eating machine

Ven so good
He's a vending machine

by Chingchongmcgee June 4, 2017

skeet machine

A slang term for a marijuana vaporizer , sometimes referred to as a wax pen or dab pen.

aye bro if you let me hit the skeet machine i'll give you two poptarts

by Weed Nigga March 7, 2019