Truth Machine

"Team point??!"
"Aww shit here comes the truth machine n his fuck ass point card"

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Dating Machine

Also known as a hoe

Man, i'm a dating machine this week
That girl michelle is a dating machine

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The pedal steel guitar. Especially as used in gorgeous country music. See: Daniel Romano

"That thing! That sound! What is it?" "It's the sad machine."

Sad machine by jamlew12 November 3, 2016

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When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass

"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"

"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."

tea machine by Gabraham November 28, 2016

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Something that's on full pelt when the steams are flowing. Riding the waves until they wipe you out.

That absolute sesh gremlin Foggy is on the bloody wave machine again.

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A girl that receives so many gooches that she can make a factory full of them.

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A person who is "salty" constantly. Or someone who is easily offended and expresses "saltlyness". (I will make you search up salty if you don't)

Evina is a salt machine; always getting pissed.

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