ariyans mum

sexy milf

no one is hotter then ariyans mum

by rubyz4271 December 5, 2021

Hot Dog Mum

Hot Dog Mum stands for a strong independent woman that loves her life and her dog. She does everything for the wellbeing of her dog but is not ready to lower her lifestyle just because she owns a dog.

Oh look at her, she is a hot dog mum!

by t_i__n___a February 23, 2024

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.

Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.

by Kjabber February 25, 2024

leons mum

woman with a big penis and big tits. she is also a prostitute

i love leons mum

by leons mum March 27, 2024

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022

Yur mum

An incredibly hilarious joke that can be used after any question that will make anyone within a 100 mile radius burst out laughing uncontrollably.

"I'm dying, can you call an ambulance?"
"Yur mum"

by CipherAXOLOTL July 6, 2022

your mum

A very old sexy woman that takes photos with a garbage can.

Do you see your mum? Why is she taking photos with the trash can?

by YourDadLeftForTheMilk69420 July 11, 2022