Metrophiliac

To be a necrophiliac that has no gender preference.

According to the Adam Carolla Podcast with Alison Rosen, "Bald" Bryan Bishop, and guest A.J. McLean. (02/10/2014)

Adam: Dr. Drew used to have sex with the cadaver he was assigned.

Bryan: With men & women?

Adam: Either

Alison: Well, when you're dead, a hole is a hole.

Adam: Just like how in prison, you're not gay when you do it.

A.J.: So he was more of a metrophiliac?

by @dhuvy February 10, 2014

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metrotextual

When a man sends texts that groups symbols, punctuation marks, and lol's so much that you just know that his wardrobe is full of pastel colors..
Hence metrotextual..

Have a great day!!! :) or too funny!!! lol lmfao :)-
metrotextual

by Beantownboy40 February 22, 2014

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Metronecktual

A southern redneck gentleman at heart with a bit of modern day style and the charm of both worlds.

Jacob is quite the avid hunter during the day, but ready to mingle in style at night. He is such a dreamy metronecktual.

by Msjaxon February 27, 2014

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Metronomic

A term which describes a musical performer who is perfectly to time and plays in a robotic fashion. This includes but is not limited to piano players.

The piano part of Bohemian Rhapsody is absolutely incredible. The way Freddie Mercury plays it is metronomic.

by TN Recording October 25, 2014

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Metrosexualize

To make a male appear to be gay without having to make fellatio. Often requiring the male to broaden his fashion sense beyond Under Armour polos, basketball shorts, and sandals.

We need to metrosexualize you so that women and men want to bone you. No homo.

by P_MaC May 17, 2014

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