Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.
Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s that she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s that she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
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Thomas Jones is an elite math teacher currently teaching at St Augustine's College Cairns, 251 Draper Street, 4870, QLD, Australia (Fax: (07) 4031 5465. He possesses many supernatural abilities including a third eye.
by The Lidinator October 19, 2020

The head pikey of all pikey's. Not to be messed with knows karate, the instructor taught him and his ugly mother.
Guy 1: Hey I wouldn't mess with dude he's a real Gypo Jones.
Guy 2: I fucked Lesley
Guy 1: Dave's gonna kill you lol
Guy 2: I fucked Lesley
Guy 1: Dave's gonna kill you lol
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