Jersey Jeff

A person who doesn’t follow through with something.

Brian: Is the game downloaded yet?
Jeff: Yes!
Brian: Okay, start the game.
Jeff: *proceeds to never start the game*
Brian: He’s pulling a Jersey Jeff again!

by carsonhoudek June 7, 2022

Backyard Jersey Sprinkler

Fucking a girl in the ass and then shooting your load all over her ass and back

I am pretty sure that Pauly D was a backyard Jersey sprinkler last night with that grenade!

by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011

South Jersey

South Jersey is pretty much anything south of I-195. It's Jerzy not Joizy, hoagie not sub, pork roll not tailored ham, wooder not water, and jimmies not sprinkles. Taxes are cheaper, and Wawa reigns supreme. We're home to America's playground, Atlantic City, and the shore, not beach, shore. We hate North Jersey, and we know that we should be the 51st state. The only thing North and South have in common is Jersey attitude.

South Jersey is way better then North Jersey, oh sorry, North "Joizy" because North "Joizy" sucks tailored ham (or pork roll so everyone can understand).

by Radioactive Llama September 8, 2014

new jersey burrito

A New Jersey burrito is when two or four guys smother each other in dung from any animal, place cabbage all over each part of the body, and then slowly sucking on the lettuce pieces and listening to trap and/or Screamo Thrash Tech.

"Yo breh, I'm feelin a New Jersey Burrito tonight, you in?"

"Breh, breh, fuck yeah, can't wait to suck some cabbage off of you"

by LickinGoodCabbage July 19, 2016

Ma'Jesty

The girl that Lauren loves the most In her family she is more like a sister to her or a ride or die 💜

Say if Lauren see Ma'Jesty she would want her to hold her

by Ma'Jesty_life October 3, 2017

New Jersey patty fold

When you fuck a new jersey faggot so much and so hard that you can fold and tie his ass skin

Ryan Boller has a new jersey patty fold

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

New Jersey Gas Mask

A New Jersey Gas Mask is when someone makes a cup with their hand and places it over their asshole to capture a fart. After farting, they capture the gas into their hand and then proceed to cover someone’s face with their fart cup hand!

I threw up after Jessica gave me a New Jersey Gas Mask. I was smelling her fart for 1 month and a half

by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey May 27, 2023