Jacob

Some one who doesn't turn on their fucking read recipts and leaves you on seen every 10 seconds

JACOB! turn on your fucking read recipts

by Jacobturnonyourreadrecipts October 2, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a little Asian boy with a small penis, he thinks he is really funny but he is not at all. He is also a hypocrite, he complains about thinking and then does it.

My friend Jacob told me he was sad about his friends ditching him for fortnite, but then he started playing it. waw.

by Bagel_Is_My_Real_Name May 1, 2019

Jacob Michael Thomas

My beautiful boy.

Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.

Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '

Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '

by LIL LLAMA July 9, 2014

Jacob Kendall George

No one gives a shit about your boyfriend's name.

"OMG OMG OMG I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND IN LOVE" -Brittany Mae "Smiley Face" Hope

Fun Fact: The individual (Jacob Kendall George) that the author above is describing is likely either no longer a part of their life and/or deeply despised.

by An Audience May 14, 2013

jacob collier moment

a moment where the best thing ever happened

bro i just had a jacob collier moment

by flattio July 11, 2023

Jacob Douglas McGuire

The definition of a simp

Q.) Woah, is that Jacob Douglas McGuire!

A.) Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020

Jacob sartorius

The sweetest man on earth, and the best perdon to have by your side

Example: Jacob is a celebrity and he gives world tours
Jacob sartorius is funny af

by Sglmc October 4, 2017