Irish SoulPatch

Bruising of the forward facing part of the chin, creating a large circular or oval black spot resembling a soulpatch. Usually from fights or random punching of the chin area.

I decided to sneak around my friend denis and give him an enormous nipple twister, simply because he had it coming to him, little did I know he would punch back resulting in me having an Irish soulpatch for the weekend.

by chacharron macharron October 1, 2009

Irish Seven Course Dinner

A six pack of beer and a sandwich

Hey Mick, give me an Irish seven course dinner and leave out the sandwich.

by alfinn October 22, 2008

Irish privilege

All of the special rights and advantages granted to a person by virtue of their not having been aborted as a fetus.

"Lads, we wouldn't be here drinking at this pub today if not for our Irish privilege."

by Space Mason June 14, 2018

Irish speed bump

When a woman has had too many children and her vagina is loose. You shove a potato in her ass for th extra friction during sex.

Katy's pussy is blown out from having her 9th kid. Now I have to give her an Irish speed bump whenever we have sex.

by aBIOgene515 August 9, 2016

irish

A culture defined by the Gaelic people of Ireland in Northern Europe; friendly, talkative, outgoing, hard drinking, and combative people of Ireland; somewhat primitive and unsophisticated culture, but the people are nevertheless proud; heavily populated the United States and made St. Patrick's Day fun.

Get your Irish up, it's St. Paddy's Day! Be quiet, I can hear your Irish whisper across the room.

by Rashawn63 May 5, 2019

Irish mud shovel

Have a lady friend or guy friend shit on the floor or any clean surface. Pour an Irish Car Bomb on it and shovel it into your gullet with a spoon.

Did you see Travis eat Amanda’s Irish Mud Shovel off that dirty floor? How nasty to use such a dirty floor.

by Steadlur December 21, 2022

Traditional Irish Save The Marriage Baby

A practice in cultures, most commonly believed to be originated from Irish heritage wherein the couple decides to have a baby instead of getting a divorce or actually working on their problems through healthy means. ALWAYS amplifies the problem but due to traditional views, the couple therein stays together and them and them child suffers. The classic "Stacking Shit on Shit" situation.

Nell and Hayden can't stop arguing every day.

We thought they were headed for divorce but they just announced they're going to have a baby. Ah, the Traditional Irish Save the Marriage Baby. Poor kid..

by Martini Drysdale March 3, 2021