Internet Pants

Pants around ankles, bare legs and sitting in front of the computer frustratingly surfing the web for the perfect porn.

Phil has gone home for lunch to put on his internet pants.

by Scotty Funk June 1, 2010

Running Interference

Entertaining the obligatory fat chick in every group of hot chicks so your boys can get a piece off her friends.

I ran interference last weekend and my bed still doesn't smell right.

by AspiringdeitY August 5, 2003

internet explorer

Pros:
1. You only have to use it for one minute, just to get to Mozilla.com and download Firefox

Cons:
1. Slow
2. Bug ridden
3. Forced on all Windows owners
4. Looks like junk
5. Easily exploitable
6. Infrequently updated
7. No pop up ad blocking
8. Highly inconvenient
...

237. It just plain sucks

About 60 seconds after he first opened it up on his new computer, Jimmy was finished using Internet Explorer - for 2-4 years.

by hoyclan December 22, 2009

intellipwned

A derivative of pwnage used to claim a superiority of intellect over another player/person. Inspired by the idiotic and drugged "aZn's" and "12 year old gangsters" on Counter-Strike.

OMFG u stupid nub you just gotz intellipwnt ROFLMAO!!!!111

by Jake Johnson June 7, 2004

internerdy

The specific breed of nerd who lives on teh internets. Specifically, noobs and l33t.

Also, internerd.

My dad and/or other geezers over the age of 35: "Why do you keep mispelling the world "the," "teh?"

Me: "Ummm dad, that's internerdy speech, you noob."

by eatingcookies December 11, 2008

Internet Savant

A person who uses the internet deftly and creatively to answer questions that people ask them with superhuman speed and quality of result.

Person 1 - "What's the name of that song that Van Morrison sings from the 9 months sound track?"
Person 2 - "Let me look"
2 seconds pass and Person 1 receives an IM for the file transfer of the song.
Person 1 - "Dude, you are a total Internet Savant."
Person 2 - " /bow "

by Biffb December 15, 2008

integretto

A poor or derlict section of a city which houses people of all ethnicities. Contracted from Integrated Ghetto.

I'm sure we can find a Chinese resturant on Calhoun St. That's in the integretto.

by Ty the Guy May 31, 2007