shower shark

a gay person, someone who would cruise the mens shower looking for some penis meat to eat.

quit starin fool, what are you a fuckin shower shark?

by elcochinoe November 1, 2003

shes in the shower

an aliby used to shoo away annoying people

guy: hey is your mom home?
you: shes in the shower, gotta go b-(hangs up)

by gymnist8989 June 19, 2008

French Shower

A douche.

"Marty, cut it out dude. You're being a French shower".

by moo rizzle May 22, 2010

Silver Shower

The act of a geriatric person of either sex urinating on a millennial.

"I payed that old lady $20 to piss on me. She gave me a Silver Shower!"

by Rim Tobbs January 17, 2018

Frander Shower

The act of deficating on one's sex partner while they vomit upwards.

Dude this chick had too much to drink last night and I had to take a dump so I totally gave her a Frander Shower.

by MyDearWatson April 29, 2007

Texas Shower

Upon defecating, one without toilet paper cleans his/her underparts in the shower rather than by wiping.

"Man there was no more toilet paper, I had to take a texas shower.

by Foxy Mazzzzam March 7, 2009

no shower, no sober

Originally coined while highly intoxicated during camping, "No Shower, No Sober" is the motto used by true savages and is a fool-proof way to have an insane time.

"No Shower, No Sober" refers to when a large group of people do not shower or sober up for a period of three or more days. Massive quantities of alcohol are required.

"The line for the showers is hella long, I don't want to wait..."

"Well, fuck that shit anyway, mate. No shower, no sober!"

by Elenitsa August 18, 2006